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Roadtrip Guy's Rants

      Please welcome Roadtripguy to Caffeinated Julie!!

    
        Roadtrip guy will be a guest contributor to this site.  I'm sure you all will find his rants as entertaining as I do!  I am posting his current rant as well as some past rants that need to be read by the whole world.  Feel free to check the "Roadtrip Guy's Rants" category for ALL of his rants! your comments are ALWAYS welcome and ENJOY!!!!

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More Rock Camp Music


                                           Cool Britannia
                                                                  Written and Performed by:  Spinal Cracker
                                                                  RRFC London 2007 Abbey Road Studios


                                                                       Click  HERE to hear it!


                                             Spinal Cracker  
                                                           Winners of the RRFC Battle of The Bands 
                                                                 London 2007 Abbey Road Studios

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Brian Wilson Stole My Sharpie

               For your Listening Pleasure


Brian Wilson Stole My Sharpie
  <------Yup, Here it is!  Written Recorded and Performed by:  The Feral Katz RRFC LA 2008


Lyrics:


I went to band camp in sunny LA
I picked out my councilors and I practiced all day
Got an autograph book
To fill it with names
but all of the sudden I was looking pretty lame
 
Cause Brian Wilson stole my Sharpie (ooooo silver sharpie)
Brian Wilson stole my Sharpie (ooooo silver sharpie)
I came to fantasy camp with my Sharpie in my hand
(my silver sharpie)
(my silver sharpie)
 
Been a fan of the Floyd since '74
Couldn't wait to see Mason  knockin at my door
Went into my pack, got my copy of The Wall
Reached into my pocket, there was nothing there at all
 
Cause Brian Wilson stole my Sharpie (ooooo silver sharpie)
Brian Wilson stole my Sharpie (ooooo silver sharpie)
I complained to David Fischoff, but he told me to go kiss off
(I'll sell you a sharpie)
(I'll sell you a Sharpie)
 
(Fred "B#" Dawson solo)
 
Cause Brian Wilson stole my Sharpie (ooooo silver sharpie)
Brian Wilson stole my Sharpie (ooooo silver sharpie)
I complained to David Fischoff, but he told me to go kiss off
(I'll sell you a sharpie)
(I'll sell you a Sharpie)
 

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The "Stimulus" Package

I think that we all can agree that the economic situation here in Batavia (and other small cities) is in dire need of some stimulation. Just ask any small business owner in town. They know all too well. Rising costs for gas and raw materials have been eating away at their profits for years.

In a few months American taxpayers will be receiving checks in the mail from the United States Government. This $168 billion dollar stimulus package is supposed to help jump start our rapidly decaying economy. What is everyone going to do with this windfall? What we really need to think about is; The United States Government has been borrowing money from China to pay our bills for quite some time now. We already owe them more money than I can even fathom. Now we are going to borrow even more money from China to give the American taxpayer a check to spend as they wish. The theory is that this will give the economy a bump as well as creating much needed tax revenue for the government. This is all well and good, but this is not going to happen if everyone goes to (insert big box store here) to spend it on stuff that is made in China. Who’s economy is this going "stimulate"? Not ours!

However, if we spend it wisely we could help our own local economies. Assuming 15,000 people (roughly the population of Batavia) get $300 each. That equals $4.5 million dollars (remember some folks will get up to $1200 and others will get none). If just half of the recipients spend that money locally it would put $2.25 million dollars into our economy. If all of the recipients only spend half of that money locally it would put $2.25 million dollars into our economy! Either way, it would help our small business owners greatly right now.

So, I have a suggestion for my fellow citizens:

Ask yourself, honestly, what are you going to spend that bonus money on? Is it going to help your local economy or is it going to help (insert big international corporation here) and China’s economy?

When you treat yourself to a night out on the town, why not go to a restaurant owned by a real live local family? Don’t forget to leave the server an extra buck or 2! Where are you going to buy those much needed new tires from this Spring? The same goes for furniture, carpet, pizza, whatever. If we, the citizens, each make a commitment spend the money at a local business we could have our own little economic boom right here. You might be helping a small business owner to squeak through the most painfully slow winter they can remember. Not to mention the government will get the tax revenues they desperately need.

The current population of Genesee county as of 2006 is around 58,800 people. That’s a lot of free money floating around. Let’s put it to good use and save our own economy! We have no control over the stock market or the price of oil, but we can control where this money gets spent. Wall Street will recover as it always has. It’s time to invest in Main Street!

 

 

 

 

 

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More Silver Sharpie News



                     One of Brian Wilson's guys drew this on the back with my Silver Sharpie of course!

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My Pleather Pants



                                     COOL HUH??!!



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Spelling

Good GOD!  It seems that my spell check isn't working!!  I am the worlds worst speller!  Sorry folks!  I will try and correct this shortly!!!!

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Let's Talk About Rock Stars

You know, they are just folks like you and me.  They just have a VERY cool job!  But I have to say that one guy in peticular just oozes "Rock Star".  A little story first:


Glenn Hughs


 I was in NYC just hanging (freeloading) around with some band camp friends.  One of which is a "band wife" I'm not going to use names.  We were sitting in the bar at the Marriott Marques in Time Square.  All of the sudden ALL of the women I am sitting with start freaking OUT because Glenn Hughs is in the bar.  I mean  STAR STRUCK!  At this point I didn't even know who he was (which is shocking!).  So, I asked what the deal was.  Turns out, for those of you who do not know he is in Deep Purple.  He took the place of the bass player AND the lead singer.  Hmmmm I'm intregued. 

Well, i learned what the big deal was at the show thie next night!!!  This guy was INCREDIBLE!!!! I was out of my mind and understood instantly why my friends were so freaked out!

FAST FORWARD TO NOW:

When I signed up for camp this time his band was already filled up, so unfortunatly I couldn't have him for a councilor...this time.  BUT I got to speak with him and see him play all weekend!  My GOD this guy makes me want to saw my bass in half , through it in the fireplace and hang myself in the closet! I SUCK!



Seriously I don't get freaked out or intimidated at band camp anymore.  I am a great musician and can hold my own with just about anyone.  But THIS guy makes me want to cry!  Like I said he just oozes "Rock Star".  I got to speak to him for a few minutes over the weekend about in-ear monitors and how bad I suck next to him etc.  He is SUCH a nice guy and he talks like Austin Powers (yeah bay-bee yeah) and everything. 


Kelly Keagy


He's the drummer for Night Ranger.  He wrote "Sister Christian", and he is a hell of a nice guy.  As some of you know I have started learning how to play drums.  I bought a used set of Roland Electronic drums and printed out lessons off of the internet about a month or so ago.  While my band was on break, I started jerking around on one of the drum sets.  Here comes Kelly Keagy and he sits at the set next to me (there are 2 drum sets in each practice room).  Now I'm nervous cause I am a beginner drummer and here's this professional drummer sitting next to me.  I say "uhhh I just started learning the drums about a month or so ago....so I suck."  He says "show me what you learned".  Sooooooo after screwing it up bunch of times, i FINALLY got the little groove going that I had learned off the internet.  Kelly said that that was a very complicated beat for a beginner and couldn't believe that I could play it so soon.  I actually had to teach it to HIM LOL!!  He ended up showing me a  few different things, and then goes on to say "Bruce Kulick (Kiss) said you are a really good bass player"  huh??

    Anyway, Kelly Keagy, GREAT guy, very talented guy!  I can't WAIT to go see Night Ranger now!!!




More later!


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Battle Of the Bands HOB LA 2008

Well, we lost the Battle of the Bands. No big deal.  I mean we wrote the "original" song in 24 hours and we kept getting kicked out of our practice room casue it was the room that also got used for meals and Q & A sessions.  Not to mention we were on break a LOT!  WAY too much if you ask me!  Remember, last time I went to Spike's Rock and Roll Boot Camp!  What's a break?? LOL.

The House of Blues was packed with people, really!  Gene Simmons was there, Ron Jeremy was there, Corey Feldman was there.....

The thing that cracked me up was that Brian Wilson's bandmates were there.  They LOVED the Brian Wilson Stole My Sharpie song!  That was pretty cool!

So,  I got a TON of guys to sign my pants (picture will be forthcoming).  Now I am trying to hunt down a mannequin for them.

Pictures soon!

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My Silver Sharpie

Part of Battle of the Bands is that your band has to write an original song. By day 2 we had nothing even started.  Happy Hour finally rolled around and there we were. Sitting at this tiny table in the lobby/bar (every recording studio has a bar) with no original song.  Somehow the subject of Brian Wilson stealing my Sharpie came up in conversation.  Then we realized that "Brian Wilson Stole My Sharpie" would be a great song title!  And it went on from there.  It turned out to be a basic blues thing like "Babysitter Blues" from the movie Adventures in Babysitting.  I'll have a copy of it soon, but the chorus is:

Brian Wilson stole my sharpie (Oooo Silver Sharpie)
Brian Wilson stole my sharpie (Oooo Silver Sharpie)
I conplained to David Fishoff
But he told me to go kiss off (I'll sell you a Sharpie)
                                             (I'll sell you a Sharpie)

You get the jist.  It was REALLY funny!  It was like "It's a Small World" the sound tech guys couldn't get it out of their heads.

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